Discoveries or

Things you would think a person who has lived 66 years should be able to do in any country.

Open a yogurt container
Find the switch that opens the electric shutters. I had every light on in the house before discovering the remote control wasn't for the TV.
Find her way back from the walk she took yesterday which I did but with a mountainous detour that required backtracking.
Zip the fly on her shorts. Yes, I walked the whole way, smiling, saying "bonjour" to every person I passed only to find out my shorts were unzipped the whole time.
Find that there is a reason for commodes being called 'water closet.'
Battery's running down. Gotta go.